The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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