Why are handjobs necessary in class?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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