Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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