roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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