Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Randomize
