Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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