Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Pants are for mortals
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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