She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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