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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.

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• (949): View more from California

  I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She's the worst person, but the best naked person

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?

  (478): View more from Georgia

  You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.

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