you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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