just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
