Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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