What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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