my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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