You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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