shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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