i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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