He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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