just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
