I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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