he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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