Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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