it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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