Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
