Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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