i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm at about main and main street
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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