i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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