I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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