Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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