God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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