Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit