I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.