Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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