I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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