talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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