Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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