you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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