super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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