16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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