yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do vagina's smell?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I love you.
Bad choice
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