It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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