I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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