when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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