Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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