is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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