Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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