My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
