So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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