I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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