Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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