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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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