So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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