I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
home. puking in laundry basket.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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