I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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