Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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