Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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