yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
where am i from again
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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