Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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