Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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