thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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